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So I park on the street in front of my house every day. We live on a nice little side street between two pretty huge streets in Toledo, which means we live in the most convenient area ever, but also that a ton of assholes speed through our street to get from Monroe to Central (the two big ones) or vice versa. There's also a stop sign about 20 feet in front of where I park, so people should be going pretty slow by the time they get anywhere near my car, but probably 30% of the people that drive through ...

While brushing my teeth this morning, I decided that for some reason I wanted to document exactly what organs have fucked up on me. If nobody reads these (I'm quite verbose and these are going to get long), I'll at least have them for myself.

So, failed organ number one: my gallbladder.

The problems actually started really early on.. the earliest attack I can remember happened when I was in the fourth grade and about 9 years old. I was in the back seat of my parents' ...

I always put them off because I'm intimidated by hair salons for whatever reason, haha. My hair was getting ridiculously long (like, it was past the boobs), so on my way home from work today I decided I was stopping somewhere to get it cut. And I did! The chick even shampoo'd it before she cut and it felt soooo nice. Anywho, time for before and after shots!

This was almost exactly four months ago, in December:
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I'm... at a loss for words. We weren't particularly close, but I mean.. he's my uncle. And not even technically so: he and my aunt weren't actually married, but they were committed for as long as I've known them.

Just.. what the fuck?

How am I supposed to feel right now?

Okay this turned into a (realllllllllllllllllly long) fucking essay, but I really need somewhere to vent, you know? If you read it all.. bravo, dude.

----From here on out it's going to be talk about lady bits. If you aren't too fond of the topic, I suggest you stop reading! I don't think I'm going to go into too much gross detail, but you know.----

I didn't mention this in my list, but on the day I had my appendix out, they didn't know what the problem was so I got ...