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has absolutely nothing to do with any of those things listed above but there you go. well after an exceptionally long job hiatus and a few bumps along the way, i finally have a new job . as with all new jobs it's hard going but i'm slowly getting there and slowly returning to the reality of working life.

that is pretty much all i have to say on this one. yet another bite sized blog but i think they're usually the best kind


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it could either. i personally think its a yellow fiend that causes cheese dreams because i'm yet to have a normal dream after eating cheese before bed. there are those that'd argue it's a harmless and doesn't do anything except taste nice and not the cause of many a dairy nightmare around the world.

probably gets worse if you make a cheese gnome with crackers for a hat as well. so basically my advice to you is to not to make gnomes out of cheese unless you are going to use them as ...

here's a useful tip for all you duck owners of the world... if you have a duck or are thinking of getting a duck then why not invest in two fuzzy llamas? that way you can commence playing llama, llama duck and take in it turns either being a llama or a duck..



the thing to remember is do not let your llamas interact with cows as they are notorious for cow tipping.. sneaking up on innocent cows in the middle of the night and tipping them over whilst they sleep resulting ...

has more to do with the heinous nature of fluff and its ability to multiply over everything than it does about sex im afraid.. so all you sex addicts and perverts can clear off now lol

seriously it multiples, you find the stuff on things you didnt think it was possible to get fluff on or things that arent anywhere near anything that's remotely fluffy.. i mean the other day i found it all over one of my bags and they live in an dust proof box but parently it is isnt fluff proof which ...

why dont they ever get along? probably has something to do with the fact that a ninja once poked a pirate in the eye with his nunchucks thus resulting in the eye patch which has since become a pirate cliche...

plus they also thought that because the ninjas didnt talk that they were being rude and so they forced the ninjas to walk the plank... probably why you dont see any ninja pirates they'd probably try to attack themselves and walk the plank at the same time.... which could be ...