Contagion

This is a fairly recent one and I'm going to start with it first mainly because it's so fucking unbelievable.

Patient: “Could giving myself an enema with a garden hose every 3 days for 4 years be toxic or harmful?”

WHAT THE FUCK? Really?!

Now to be fair, this patient does have a traumatic brain injury, but whoever turns on the goddamn hose for him doesn’t. And he has to have someone turn on the hose…right? Unless he turns the hose on himself and then ...

http://www.amazon.com/PARTY-ALL-TIME...0193368&sr=1-1

Why oh why is this day moving so slowly? And the last 2 hours have been the worst. I'm ready to get the fuck outta here (work that is). Sushi, pj's, a movie, and a bottle of wine --- that's all I want right now.

Madonna's new record is the shit.

www.mms.com

Click on "fun & games" and then click on "50 dark movies".

I can't figure out what movie the M&M in the dress is supposed to represent. It's driving me fucking crazy.

I'm gone for awhile and come back and we've got all types of new shit. This is pretty rad.

Random:

1.) Someone once told me 300 was the best movie ever made. I saw it about a month ago. NO.