The stupid & or hilarious shit I hear at work.
This is a fairly recent one and I'm going to start with it first mainly because it's so fucking unbelievable.
Patient: “Could giving myself an enema with a garden hose every 3 days for 4 years be toxic or harmful?”
WHAT THE FUCK? Really?!
Now to be fair, this patient does have a traumatic brain injury, but whoever turns on the goddamn hose for him doesn’t. And he has to have someone turn on the hose…right? Unless he turns the hose on himself and then
Updated 08-12-11 at 02:24 PM by Contagion