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So those of you that i have been talking to are well aware that i am currently residing in Kenya,which was extremly exciting when i came here a year and a half ago.The last time i was in Kenya was '02 so i was ready for a fresh start this time around.
Unfortunately,what i hadn't counted on was the fact that my friends had turned into socialites and media/entertainment epersonalities...which means i got thrust into the limelight unwillingly.

One of my pals participated in the ...

Talk about random.I was walking outside a building,when something comes down on my head hard.It was a rush of pain then calm,then some wetness.So I touch my head,and my fingers are bloody.I assumed its just a little bloody,when all of a sudden blood gushes out and everyone is shouting.By then,everyone is in full panic mode and I'm the one shouting instructions.
Finally my office crush comes,and leads me away and cleans me up,rushes me off to hospital and gets me back home.He even passed by ...

My sister and I,were helping out at this restaurant/club owned by some family friends.The crowd was crazy until some point.In walks in the couple,who ask for a corner placement.The girls eyes are rimmed,and she seems on edge.Obviously,its not our business so we try to get them out of there fast.

Well,once they are done with dinner we go to clear the payment.He opens a silver briefcase he had with him,and its filled with money.We all look at each other in disbelief.He also offered ...

So we've been pulling pranks on each other,my co workers and I.However,one of them has only been flirting with me and relactant to play along.

So when he say me walking out and innocently asked if could stop by the supermarket and grab him a snack,I didn't think much of it.I just asked him to put his money in my pocket as I wore my gloves.

I get to the store,buy everything and head to the counter.The cashier rings up everything.I pull out the money and out comes a condom.Everyone ...

So my 50 year old family friend is still making things very uncomfortable.He reprofesses his love for me.

To top things off,my co worker is watching porn and doing some serious heaving next to me.