Hello, My Name Is Edwin Farnham Butler III*

So one of my best friends created this list idea of "___ Things To Do Before I Turn ___". The basic idea is pretty obvious, but I thought it was a cool idea so I got in on it. My birthday was this past Monday, so I've just begun mine. I'd like to share my list, but before I do I need to explain some basic rules...

- You have to start the list on your birthday, no earlier, and the number has to be for your next birthday
- You need a 'commissioner' who approves the ...

(...it looked so much bigger back then!)

It's been a while since I've posted something here that's not something I wrote in my free time! Let's fix that, shall we?

I just finished my first year of college...it's weird as fuck. I don't even feel like I'm in college to be honest. Which is odd considering I've had about 10 classes per semester..and it'll probably be that way until my 9th semester, which is just an internship. But that's what I get for majoring in music ...

part five: canvas

the room was cold.
the room was empty.
the room was simple.

eli didn’t mind, he liked being cold.
i guess they want to create a feeling of anticipation, he thought.
he sat in a chair and waited. he thought about how the last thirty minutes had gone and knew what he said to the man was good. he just hoped the man felt the same way.

he looked to the left, the wall was empty and white. he looked to the right, ...

part one: eli

eli was not a typical 17 year old kid. he would rather stay home, relaxed, and listen to music at night than go to a party. he would rather sit outside in the rain and think or write rather than stay inside and watch sports. the other boys mocked him, and the girls wanted to be his best friend (but nothing more).

eli had only ever had been in one romantic relationship, and even that wasn’t much of a success story. the greatest memory he had from it ...

I haven't made a post in this blog in a while...so I feel inclined to do so now. But I don't know what I want to write about...hmm...
so...
yeah....

INTERESTING THINGS HAPPENING IN JAKE'S LIFE, YEAH!
- I now have a purple morphsuit! I sort of feel like a douche sometimes when I wear it...but oh well. It's fun. I also have a top hat that I wear with it...yeah...
- College is 10000000000x better than High School! I mean...duh?
- I have a new Canadian ...