You could call it a chronicle

Woah... brain-dead before I even start.
I'll get back to this...

Despair Board. I love you guys, and I felt it very necessary to inform any caring member of the Despair Faction, that I have come to a conclusion. I am resolutely convinced that I am a female, trapped inside of a male's body.

Frankly, I'm very surprised at the number of people who hadn't heard about the Hadron Collider until recently. Especially considering it's been an ongoing work for twenty years. I can only laugh at everyone who thinks its going to doom the earth. How? because we can create raw matter now? Too many people have read Dan Brown's "Angels and Demons".

HEY!
Lyrics:

Dark, you can't come soon enough for me. Saved from one more day of misery. Everything I love, ...

As we do our thing, try to keep control... careful what we sing. Rock and roll is everything to everybody that you've ever met; dirty socks and all. If I ever make it to the top, I really hope I don't forget: no one cares how tall I feel, at all. If I ever write any songs about being a rock star, slap me please alright? That ain't me. I've got more to say, I'm sticking to my guns. let the big boys play; they're the ones that wanted to become the very image they create. Now, that's all they are. ...

So, I haven't blogged in a while... The only news I have is that I am stretching my ears from an 8g to a 4g or 2g tomorrow, so I'm pretty stoked.

Lyrics:

Set sail, for I am like a whale. I'm on a different frequency. Salt water's my cup of tea... literally. Look around; adventure can be found. Dozens abound and say hello. They show me which way to go. I know there is no horizon; I cannot set my eyes on the ocean. I feel a storm approachin', like seagulls in slow-motion. ...