Smoking

Really? You had to use deadmau5 in the promo commercials?


I'm thinking I want to just pick it up to see what it's about, half of me is very sure I will be horribly disappointed and return it. The other half knows I'm too lazy to return stuff.

More power to you Davey.

So I guess it's almost time to say goodbye to my early 20's....

Wow. Who would have thought I'd ever be saying that. I'm glad I have a new job, because fuck going nowhere in a company that thinks you're a tweaker.... Even though I'm SOOoooooooOOOO not.... Ever... It's funny because my boss was the tweaker. Crackheads forver trying to pawn their problems off on the world. Whatever! On to the next! I almost took a management position at a competitors company at a new location, how ...

So i haven't written a quality blog about my life in a long time. I've been very busy and un-motivated mainly because I never come on this site anymore.

"its cool at least I know I have real friends."

anyywayyy.

so lets see where should I start.

School is non-existent. I took a semester off this semester to take care of my life, and that hasn't exactly worked out for me 100%. My mom is always on my case and she always makes ...

was going to say something.















but i forgot.

So last night was one of the most amazing nights in my entire life.

So, it started at Amanda's grad party. Her half brother was just handing shit out like it was nobody's fucking business.

Him- You wanna shot of Patron?
Me- Uh... I dun...

And he's already got it in my hand. FUCK. I can't turn it down. 4 shots later, 3 margaritas, 4 mudslides and like 2 bowls later... i'm already fucked up. What time is it? Fucking wasn't even 6 pm, and ...