Tabytha

SO YEAH uh I'm pretty bored and feel like documenting this crazy dream I had last night?

My parents and I had let one of my friends come live with us. I went with my friend to a theatre to see the play version of David Bowie's Space Oddity album (which I wish existed? I'd rather have Davey star in that than American Idiot, but ya know.) And David Bowie decided to play himself for that show, and he saw us in the audience and swooped down on us as we were leaving. The three of us made small talk but I could DEFINITELY tell something was up, because he had fangs and there was blood all over him. (shut up.) My friend, however, was totally fooled, and told him he could come visit us ANY TIME, thus inviting this scary Vampbowie into our house. Which I didn't want and was mad about.
AND THEN, he showed up the next night, slaughtered my parents, and tried to convince my friend and I to play ukelele with his troupe. Though my friend accepted, I immediately denied this request and tried to find a good knife to stab them both with.

Unfortunately, I woke up before I could.




**not entirely sure why I didn't want David Bowie in my house