Coffee and Caffeine Induced Lunacy.

"You owe me a scream".

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Alyze
, 01-15-08 at 11:55 PM (736 Views)
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Sonia's talking about screaming in the 10c, but it's about times you've screamed unintentionally.

So I'm going to talk about a fun time I had making someone else scream. It's a wee blurb.

Believe this was early last year, March-ish, maybe. Me and my friends Niki and Jordan (girl) were out late one night, as usual. We had left Swinger's (over in Beverly Hills, go there if you're in SoCal, best chicken veggie soup ever!!!), and were in her car, getting buckled in and stuff.

Niki turns on the car, hasn't even put it in gear to move out of the spot and I get it in my head to do something stupid that will make her do something stupid.

"OH SHIT NIKI WATCH OUT DON'T HIT IT!" *points to car in front of us and start screaming*

Niki starts freaking out and screaming at the top of her lungs and then Jordan chimes in...and then both realize we're still parked and they're screaming for no reason.

And I'm sitting in the passenger seat, crying from laughter.

I went home with quite a few bruises that night.

It was worth it.
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  1. Darling Niki's Avatar
    I'm still plotting a way to get back at you.

    Granted, it's taking me forever.. but will be worth it. And this why I do not go to Swingers anymore. Not only is the service shitty, but I have you idiots trying to kill me. Let's not forget the time where I kept pounding on my wheel and it set off the alarm, running across the street dodging cars, or the countless other times I've risked my life for soup.

    NO MORE.
  2. Alyze's Avatar
    Yeah, you keep on plotting little missy. I'm still over here, waiting and twiddlin' my thumbs.

    Oh yeah! I forgot about you setting off your own car alarm. Didn't you also manage to set it off again immediately after by just turning on the car and backing out of your parking spot?

    And it was fun playing Frogger in front of Swingers, dammit!

    :D iluhjoo!!!!
  3. Darling Niki's Avatar
    Oh I'm plotting... and stuff. Total plottage going on over here.

    ...shut up. It's not my fault I was ticked off. You were probably opening your mouth again, that could cause any car alarm to go off!!! Okay, don't judge me!!!
  4. Alyze's Avatar
    Oh yeah. The "and stuff" was totally convincing.

    Haha, if I remember correctly, you weren't ticked off but was in your usual mode of exasperation. And I was actually quiet. WHICH MADE IT FUNNIER FOR MEEE!!!!!

    You have a chance to get back at me on Friday.
  5. Darling Niki's Avatar
    If I had a penis (it would be a large one) I would shove it down your throat for writing this in your damn blog and having it be featured.
  6. Alyze's Avatar
    You and your threats of choking me with a non-existent penis do not frighten me!

    And fuck your teacher, let's go smoke hookah.
  7. Darling Niki's Avatar
    Well then. Wait until you meet my penis in my car later tonight.

    Smoke hookah so you can choke on it? ...wanna practice on my plastic penis? LOLZ.

    I'm done. Really.
  8. Alyze's Avatar
    I can't wait to meet all two inches of it.