cav hits harder

a procrastinators guide to the galaxy

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imagine a tobacco alternative that came in the form of a sucker. it would be much better than that of the gum chewing persuasion for those who have an oral fixation. one might ask why i am talking about this...
i have a slightly important speech to make tomorrow in my com class about my so called invention of the "suckerette". i just cant bring myself to start it.


it is times like these that i was able to believe in god - or simply get my ass on track.












lets go.
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  1. Abongachong's Avatar
    Why sucker-ette?
    Why not nico-suck or a nico-pop or something?

    It sounds pretty cool though.
    In primary school this guy told me that one of his friends got addicted to nicorette gum. I don't' know if that's possible or not though.
  2. Nicky's Avatar
    I'm not certain but I could have sworn that there actually used to be a "nica-pop" or "suckerette". I believe it was either rejected or taken off the market because of parents freaking over the prospect of kids maybe mistaking them for normal candy and getting hooked on nicotine.
  3. Abongachong's Avatar
    That's actually kind of awesome, haha.