High Times: Hoes BEFORE Bros
by, 06-01-08 at 12:44 PM (508 Views)
So last night was one of the most amazing nights in my entire life.
So, it started at Amanda's grad party. Her half brother was just handing shit out like it was nobody's fucking business.
Him- You wanna shot of Patron?
Me- Uh... I dun...
And he's already got it in my hand. FUCK. I can't turn it down. 4 shots later, 3 margaritas, 4 mudslides and like 2 bowls later... i'm already fucked up. What time is it? Fucking wasn't even 6 pm, and I was floored.
Jade came over and we hung out in amanda's bathroom while jade straightened my hair. Then we called a bunch of people and tried to get a few people together to go to Kara's grad party in Santa Fe Springs. We left around 8:30 to go pick Staci up, so me, amanda, staci, blake, and jade driving we met up with mo monnney on the way to Kara's house.
Then, we pooled our dollars and got 80 dollars worth except jade who was our dd, and papa showed up with the stuff. So the whole fucking night we were up in Kara's sick room taking shots of bacardi playing with the rolercoaster feature on her imac. Then, we finally got bored, went downstairs grabbed some luciles. Her parents make bank, they had a fucking tv screen on every square inch of her house. I wish you all could have been there to witness the amazingness of her house. It was so fucking cool.
So, then we sat for a really long time, ate luciles which her parents had catered. Gabriella left to go to her grad night at a bowling alley (??) haha.
Then like at 1 am toby took us to go get some jack in the box. That guy is my hero. <3. We got back, and Kara started up her jacuzzi and we just chilled in there and then the guys got in. There was this reallly hot guy, and we hooked up.
Then I went inside, Jade passed out on Kara's floor like a long time ago and I went inside to look for Amanda, and she was with Scott. So, then we all go downstairs once i located my clothes around kara's bed and under jade and mo monnney and staci. We went downstairs, scott fucking busts out ego waffles and starts bitching about how there isn't any powdered sugar. Who the fuck eats powdered sugar with egos??? Then amanda and I went back up to kara's room and passed out on the floor with everyone else.
And then this morning, amanda and I were looking for the 80 dollars worth of shit that we bought, someone fucking jacked almost all of it. SO MAD.
We woke up this morning, smoked a bowl went to mcdonalds and now I'm home. My next party: my house. 1pm. in 15 minutes.
FUCK i am hungover.
Ok, that was my night.
And it rocked.
And if you have something stupid to say, I don't give a shit.