Alala alala give me three wishes.

Inspired by Jess' blog post, I looked up my hometown on urbandictionary.com . It's far too depressing.

Q: Why didn't they have a christmas play in Surrey?
A: They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Home of marijuana grow ops, crack-whores, Indo-Canadian gangs, pregnant teenagers and Exco wearing drug dealers.
Surrey is going to be the next compton

An "exciting" place to walk after dark in BC, Canada, with an interesting combination of rural, industrial and inner city areas. Mostly hookers and junkies, anyone with money and a hot girlfriend is obviously a dealer.
Also see surrey girl and slurrey. Home to many strip clubs, XXX stores and schools.
Guy in bar: "So, where are you from?"
Girl: "Surrey"
(funny look on guys' face when he realizes he WILL get laid, but at what price?)

a larger version of east hastings (aka. skidrow)downtown vancouver.
what do surrey kids get for christmas?
a White Rock kid's bike!