peter rabbit: innocent troublemaker or a criminal in disguise?
by, 09-29-08 at 11:11 PM (558 Views)
here's a useful tip for all you duck owners of the world... if you have a duck or are thinking of getting a duck then why not invest in two fuzzy llamas? that way you can commence playing llama, llama duck and take in it turns either being a llama or a duck..
the thing to remember is do not let your llamas interact with cows as they are notorious for cow tipping.. sneaking up on innocent cows in the middle of the night and tipping them over whilst they sleep resulting in cows being pushed onto the ground in a paddock near you.. so llama cow interaction shouldnt be encouraged at all..
neither should a pirate's high tolerance to rum but that's a completely different story.. but then again breeding a carrot with a cookie to create the worlds first hybrid carrot cookie shouldnt be encouraged either.. its just wrong carrots and cookies shouldnt have relations it would throw everything into complete and utter chaos and the world as we know it would end..
i think the llamas incessent need to tip cows stems from their primitve instinct to tip large animals and/or each other over but since cows have high tip ratio the llamas found it more amusing to tip said cows over...
ps. vegetables and baked goods shouldnt have relations of the sexual kind