Casey

Tell them you want the Creed discography.

Goddammit Vikki.

Pfft, like I don't already have that. I want a cute scarf, actually.

To accompany the train ride?

I thought you wanted a little French child. Damn, I guess I'll have to take it back.

Oh I still want a French child. I'm not ready for one yet, I don't even have a crib.

I'll keep it in the closet until you're ready then.

Well what the hell am I supposed to do with the French kid I got her?

Regift it.

I'm sure Angelina Jolie will take it off your hands.

That wench will go nowhere near my adorable French children!

Casey, I'll fly to where you live and babysit your French child until you can take care of it. You can pay me in sasquatch hugs.