Coffee and Caffeine Induced Lunacy.

"Blah blah blah bitch bitch this isn't fair blah blah blah I don't wanna pay to stay at a hotel I don't like yadda yadda I don't have money for this crabbity crab crab I'm not driving their boat blah blah it's my vacation too!"

That would be my roommate. He's bitching to me about his possibly spoiled vacation that he was invited to through my closed door thinking I'm actually listening.

"Oh man, that sucks" is a great default response. I love it.