Casey

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The horrificness of that is absolutely fucking unbelievable. I am totally trying to figure out something to express the magnitude of how insanely wrong wrong wrong and scary that is and I am totally failing.

Fuck.

On the bright side, I don't think my hands have ever had such a thorough cleaning as they just did.

Shit. I almost felt like washing my hands just reading it.

Disgusting.

That's pretty much all I can say right now.

Holy fucking hell.

You... need a taser.

Oh my god. !!!

FUCK. That's appalling. I'm sorry

Oh god. When I saw your twitter, I thought someone was licking an other person's hand, not yours.

My cousin almost got raped behind a Safeway. Stay away from that store, obviously it attracts bad people.

HOLY SHIT!

You should go shopping in numbers!

Holy shit Candace that is fucking terrible .

Also I'm not really traumatized in any way by this, it just grossed me out. And my favorite record store is right by this Safeway .

I once slept overnight in a van parked at the Safeway on La Playa. I just Googled for like five minutes to find out where I was to see if it was the same one.

"But today was the last straw. I won't do it anymore, I'll climb through the park to one of the fancy schmancy organic French vegan stores in Glen Park before I brave Mission again. Safeway, it's not you, it's the creeps who live around you. The creep who stood waiting at the bus stop and told me I was sexy over and over, asked if I was married over and over, did not understand the meaning of the phrase "I am a huge homosexual", asked to see my hand to make sure there was no ring, caught it in a vice grip AND THEN LICKED IT OVER AND OVER BECAUSE HE WAS NOT SATISFIED WITH MY ANSWER TO "CAN I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS?"."

THIS IS CREEPY CASEY RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

Oh god.

That is all so wrong. I have no words to express the wrongness of being licked by weirdos on bus stops.

For some reason it won't let me post in all CAPSLOCK. Please read as if it is. The Interwebz hates me today.

Hooooly shit. Once I was followed out of Safeway by an intoxicated man who kept going "Daaaaaamn, girl. Daaaaaamn."