There is nothing to see here and that nothing gazes back.
by, 10-01-07 at 11:27 PM (463 Views)
I got my eyes checked out today. They gave me a less powerful script, I don't think that means my astigmatism will be going away anytime soon.=/
Anyway, they dilated my eyes this time and I had fun freaking out random people at them mall while shopping for new kicks. I took off my sunglasses and stared down a middle aged woman for a minute and she quickly(I use that term loosely) picked her girth off the bench she was perched on as quickly as she could. When I followed her and got close enough to ask for a hug she ignored me, picked up the pace while waving and yelling at her kids to come along from the outside of K.B. toys. The good news is a got a free bench to sit on while attempt to read a paper someone left on it. Problem is that I couldn't make out anything less than three feet in front of me. I valiantly tried to squint my way through he funnies but I soon gave up to people watch for a minute. I made eye contact with a thuggish ruggish gangsta long enough for him to exclaim to his accomplices,"Man, that white boys FUCKED. UP." I then went to Hot topic to get a new belt and explained to my friends on staff my sad state.
Nothing else happened today really worth mentioning other than the price of gas these days is redic.