Losing Our Country to Barack Obama.

[April R]

"Captain, the thread canna handle this much facepalming!"

"Damn it, Scotty! More power to shields! We've got... to hold... together!"

i knew they were kidding, I was just sharin' a little learnin' with ya'll

[TalonSlayer]

I thought everyone learned the Amerigo thing in third grade.

[Matt W]

Amerigo doesn't sound very American *points at flag*

[newcomer]

[Kelly]

[Matt W]

A+ would read again

[LURCHownsME]

[Kelly]

[Justin]

People always make fun of yokels talking about losing their country, but isn't it true? Most of the people I get emails like this from are land owning white folk in the middle of nowhere. Like, shouldn't they be scared about the B. Obama movement? How long has rural white America been a dominant force in American politics? That is beginning to erode, and they're reacting like people would expect.

Most of us just see this as a positive thing. Now if only big city jerks could finally kill ridiculous fucking farm subsidies.

[PanasonicYouth]

Kelly, that is stupendous.